Funny Jingle Bells About Small Dwarfs

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Two dwarfs have just won the lottery, so they go out and hire two prostitutes and two hotel rooms. The first dwarf tries desperately all night to get an erection, but all he can hear from the next room is, 'One, two, three, huh!'. This goes on all night.

The next morning, the second dwarf asks, 'So how did it go?'. The first dwarf replies, 'Shit, I couldn't get an erection. How was your night?'. The second dwarf turns round and replies, 'Even worse, I couldn't even get on the bed.'

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs!

Very Little

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The Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out.

According to a new study..

...6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

Dwarfs and Sexual Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, many women would treat that as a compliment, perhaps you could see it that way?" Dawn replies, "well normally I might but Philbert is a dwarf."

The seven dwarfs were in the hot tub feeling happy...

...so Happy left.

Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name?

Because that could create a pair o' Docs.

Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week

They exchanged numbers

Why did no one want to play the mobile game about transexual dwarfs?

Because it had micro trans actions

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Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy.

So Happy got out.

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes.

Bonus: how does dwarves communicate?

Smalltalk.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Surveys have shown that..

6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy

Tell y'all what I know about dwarfs..

Very little.

[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their story

They've signed a seven-figure book deal

Statistically speaking...

6/7 dwarfs aren't happy.

According to a recent survey,

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.

Why do dwarfs dislike the big city?

Because of Smaug

7 dwarfs in bed feeling happy

Happy got out so they started feeling grumpy

How do you call a bunch of dwarfs on a merry-go-round?

A midget spinner.

What do you call a Ferris wheel only for dwarfs?

Midget Spinner.

The 7 Dwarfs were thrown out of a bar.

They don't serve miners.

Why are dwarfs so rude?

Because they weren't raised well as a child.

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

Why was the dwarfs mining business so successful?

Because his overheads were very low.

What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of cocaine?

High HOE!!!!

If Bill Cosby was one of the seven dwarfs which one would he be?

Dopey

Did you know that, statistically, only one in seven dwarfs...

Is happy?

What do you call it when two trans-sexual dwarfs have sex?

A microtransaction.

What happend when Snow White first meet the seven dwarfs?

7Up

Statistically,

6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.

Make the little things count.

Teach dwarfs Mathematics

Why were the Dwarfs under the Lonely Mountain so good at sex?

All they wanted to do was go deeper.

It's a fact

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy!!!

Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

Not Happy.

2 dwarfs

2 dwarfs meet eachother:
-O, says one, what a small world.

I got mugged by 6 dwarfs the other day...

Not Happy

My parents were dwarfs...

they struggled to put food on the table their whole lives.

Two girls are sitting in a bar

The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "Seriously? Why is that your password?"

"Well, I like fairytales", the one girl says. "and it had to be at least 8 characters."

A little dwarf is sitting in a bar. He stares at his beer with a sad look in his eyes.

A strong guy appears, punches the dwarfs shoulder and drinks his beer. The dwarf starts crying.

The guy: "Come on, you wimp. A real man does not cry because of a beer."

The dwarf: "Listen. My wife left me today and my bank account was robbed. After that I lost my job. I didn't want to live anymore, so I laid down on the railroad track. The train did not come. Wanted to hang myself - the rope teared. Wanted to shot myself - I ran out of ammo.

From my remaining money I brought a beer, tipped some poison into it, and now you drank it."

The 7 dwarfs were all in bed feeling happy

Happy got out and they all started feeling grumpy

All the dwarfs were sat in a hot tub feeling happy

So happy got up and left

Due to COVID-19, The Seven Dwarfs have been restricted to gather in a group of no more than six.

One of them is not Happy.

Due to social distancing, only six of the seven dwarfs can meet at their favorite coffee shop.

One of them isn't Happy.

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